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An open letter to all terrorists

Notice: this open letter contains language which some may feel is NSFW or inappropriate.

London Bridge, Manchester, London again. It’s been a busy couple of weeks for those who feel the infidels should be punished for their refusal to acknowledge Allah as the One-and-Only God (with Muhammed as his Prophet). Reporters are getting quite experienced in the usual tear-jerking TV-reports. Politicians all sound the same. #Jesuis-tags have gotten “old”. Right and left-wing responses have become very predictable.

But in the end, there is one thing that needs to be said.

You guys are a bunch of fucking wankers. You are pathetic losers.

Because seriously? Stealing a car to drive into a bunch of pedestrians, and then rushing into a market to stab a few people…you call this a “terrorist attack”? You think this is going to achieve

anything, at all?

For crying out loud, back in 2001, a couple of idiots flew a bunch of planes in a skyscraper killing 3000-ish people. Did it work? Did we all fall onto our knees to submit ourselves to the will and bidding of Allah? Or did it make us more willing to out the trash, and destroy you like the vermin you are?

Do you really think that if 3000+ victims don’t do the trick, 22 victims at a concert will change the course of history? This may sound harsh, because 22 dead youngsters are 22 too many, but with (alledgedly) 22.000 people visiting the place, 22 kills is a pretty pathetic “score”. It’s almost like you aren’t even trying.

And now London. Steal a car, run over a bunch of pedestrians and then start stabbing. Seriously? That’s just lame. Do you really think you’re gonna win the war this way? Which war are you actually fighting anyway? And why? I mean, if Allah is so all-powerfull, why would he need your sorry ass to spread his will over the planet? Maybe Allah doesn’t mind that not everybody follows him. So why should you?

Some effect

OK, granted, the attacks do have SOME effect. You are keeping old-fashioned newspapers and other mainstream media alive. You are also keeping a lot of young men in a job, be it in security or the army. So you guys are providing us with a lot of employment. And yes, some people are afraid now. Not so much because of the actual risk they are facing, but because things are so easily communicated through social and other media. If this were a war, you losers aren’t doing anything but throwing a cigarette butt into our trenches. Maybe someone catches one with his face, resulting in a burn-mark, but most damage is done by us trying to put out the fire with gasoline.

No more

I shall not be putting gasoline on those cigarette butts you are throwing at us. I am going to fight you guys the most effective way possible.

From now on, I am going to give each and every terrorist attack the exact amount of attention it deserves. None. I will fight you by ignoring you. I am gonna live my life and enjoy it.

And if I ever happen to cross paths with you, if you are ever coming at me with a pen-knife, I am going to punch you in the face.

Not because I hate Islam, because I don’t.
Not because I hate Muslims, because I don’t.
Not because I hate religion, because I don’t.
Not because I hate whatever-cause-it-is-you-think-terrorism-is-the-solution-for, because I don’t…

But because that’s what you do, if a pathetic loser tries to stab you with a knife.

Until that day: Go fuck yourself


  • June 5, 2017 - 1:08 pm | Permalink

    Amen to that!

  • August 28, 2017 - 7:32 am | Permalink

    I like your little stories 🙂 And yeah, agree to all of that… 🙂

  • August 28, 2017 - 9:09 am | Permalink

    Terrorism has no religion my dear. They are those who are againt brotherhood and humanity.

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